A Poll of Two: Aid for NC and The VP Debate

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There are many political surveys and polls out there, but this is one you will actually want to read: The analysis is absolutely unfiltered, and based on the whims of two people, who shall remain anonymous. It’s fire and funny.  Sort of like overhearing two people in a bar or on a train ... and you want to interrupt. —Various and Sundry

Sundry: Jessica Tarlov the only person with a spine on fox killed her panel with the truth - saying Trump was the only president who denied a state help

Various: I saw that. It’s shocking she’s even on there

It’s amazing how online all the MAGA supporters are saying ‘where is the aid?’ ‘Cos they watch Fox which only shows them the devastation.

Meanwhile none of them mention that Trump wanted them to shut down the government a mere 4 days ago, and people like Marsha Blackburn voted for it.

To shut it down.

I mean that hairdo is literally a rat’s nest and it’s eaten her brain.

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Also, all the lemmings have gotten the memo to repeat the ‘Kemp can’t get ahold of Biden’ lie and they’re all following up with ‘well if there’s aid where is it?’ Which translated into real adult language means ‘why haven’t images of this ‘aid’ been spoonfed to me on Fox’ even though getting media in there is obvious impossible since there are no bridges or roads.

Sundry: Kemp admitted he talked to Biden & Harris

Esquire called Trump insane this morning

Finally

Various: Thank God.

Kemp literally said ‘I spoke to the president yesterday’

He looks like someone they fished out of the flood, wandering around

Sundry: CBS tossed out the fact checkers for tonight’s debate

Various: I KNOW! It’s an outrage

A total outrage

Walz should actually call CBS out

Sundry: What the f was their reasoning?

Various: I think they will claim they are trying this new fact check QR code.

So the audience can do it itself.

Sundry: Oh no

Various: Which is absurd

If you can do that, who the fuck needs CBS?

Sundry: Exactly

Various: They could debate on ‘Between Two Ferns’ and it would be more effective.

CBS basically becomes an analysis free portal;

Sundry: Zak Galif as host now that’s the debate I want to see.

Zak cleans up nice, doesn’t he?

Various: I mean cmon

Not fact-checking in the age of the internet is literally succumbing to facism.

It’s literally saying ‘I like the Emperor’s outfit.’

Without fact checking Vance can just repeat the lies about Kemp, Biden, etc.

People will never know that Joe signed a bill for the relief before the Hurricane even hit

Or that Project 2025 eliminated FEMA, the NOAA and the National Weather Service.

CBS should ask JD ABOUT THAT

Or ‘should FEMA only rescue women who have children and no cats?’

Meanwhile all the Harris lawn signs in my town were stolen last night

Sundry: What the hell!!!

Various: It’s the shitkicker’s version of voter suppression

Sundry: Yes I too have done it while on tour with Jane’s Addiction. I drove around NC knocking down George Bush the First signs

I figured I knew enough rock stars to bail me out of jail if I got caught

Various: Voter Supressor!

I’d never take down a campaign sign—something that masks child abuse or is anti-LGBTQ, sure

Sundry: I know. I was young