Extra Safe Space #38: Hair Grease

Extra Safe Space is a place for things you’ve never told anyone before. These will always be kept completely anonymous. To tell your secret, fill out this form (it doesn’t ask for or record any identifying info). That is the only criterion. Or read other people’s here as they come in.

I pretend I'm getting some special hot oil treatment so that I don't have to wash my hair but really it's just my own grease.