Find The Food In My Teeth!
This is the shortest and least important item I've posted on Another Jane Pratt Thing to date! We'll be back tomorrow with our more deep and meaningful content.
Courteney will always always tell you when you have food in your teeth. Or an eyebrow sticking out way past your glasses. Speaking of eyebrows, she'll take out a pencil at the restaurant table and redraw your right one better when it's warranted too. So as a little recap of the beginning of my weekend, look at her text assessment below (of the picture of me with Elise and Theresa and Court in the rain outside Waverly Inn last night) and know that you can trust it more than your own eyes. I always do. I also love this girl to death and trust her with absolutely everything. She has never let me down.
Except maybe this one time when she couldn't tell that there may be food in there, because it's probably cheese or a noodle and so barely visible in the crevice between my also relatively white teeth.
So there you have it. Now please go back to your actual conversations or tell me something equally meaningless in the comments to pay me back. I love you too!
PS I don't usually play the game of being self-effacing about my looks, as I did in these texts, but I was trying to be funny. With one of the professionally funniest people ever - I can stay in my lane next time. Xo
PPS Oh, I am now editing this to add a bigger version of the photo here so you have a fair chance of spotting the food. You’re welcome!
Looks like a great group. How many are as much fun as you?
These are the friends you keep forever and ever. If your friend won't tell you there's food in your teeth, toilet paper on your shoe, or the butt-ugliest pants on your ass, how can you trust them to tell you the hard stuff like you're being kinda *unty and should maybe chill the eff out????