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Whoa, Iggy you need to spill the tea, you left us hanging! Charlie, I have not done #2, but incontinence at my age is real and #1 happens more than I care to admit. SMDH

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You’re doing the lord’s work sharing a story like this - EVERYBODY shits their pants….its one of life’s great equalizers. My Dad used to say that most folks do it once a year, and that once he did it, he had “re-upped his membership in the club”, so he could relax as he was likely done for the year. I spent the first half of my career as a teacher, and the second half as a school administrator, so I know the shit-waddle all too well. The fact that you got away with it is a bloody miracle, friend. Well done! Slow clap! 👏

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Sep 30Liked by Jane

Hilarious! I have a related story, but not time to tell it all now. Briefly, you know how in Singapore you can get arrested for spitting on the sidewalk. What happens if for shitting? I didn't hang around to find out.

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