I’m Giving You a Present That I Really Wanted for Myself

It's a T-shirt and it's free to the first 200 of you who subscribe or upgrade. And it's an exclusive! And it's Sassy!!!!

OK, so I mentioned that I was going to have something new for you today and that it is something that I have wanted for myself very much for very many years.

This special item, I think, also perfectly solves the current fashion dilemma of “What am I going to wear when I no longer have to wear my Harris Walz T-shirt?!? [subtext: because I voted, duh].” Though you can of course continue wearing that beauty for the rest of its days, I now have another option that I'm so so so excited to debut here for the very first time:

The one and only official Sassy magazine T-shirt to be produced by us in more than 35 years! It's soft and beautiful and sexy and fits much better than the ones we were modeling back in our hilariously low budget Sassy Club shopping pages. And it's in the perfect Sassy shades of pink and pink.

We modeled our Sassy T-shirts and all of our merch ourselves back in Sassy Magazine - I couldn't locate the one of me modeling the pink tote bag to show you here, so apologies to the most wonderful Elizabeth Larsen and Andrea Linett for not allowing me to show these old images of them here (because I didn't have time to ask) but for not killing me because I did. I love you two and I'll take the picture down if you tell me to. But it’s cute!

Ever since those Thrasher T-shirts that I love came back, I have wanted to do a Sassy shirt for obvious reasons, including because we are all so sassy and want to declare it of course. And because the revenue from these shirts will go to support amazingly worthy emerging writers who have not yet had a big platform for their work.

So how do you get your - or your lucky giftee’s - body into one of these exclusive limited run of 200 amazing pieces of art and pride? Because our big goal with this is to grow our community and to grow writer’s paychecks, these gorgeous shirts are ready to ship out to the first 200 of you who sign up for an Annual Subscription or who upgrade from an Annual to a Founding Subscription (we reduced the cost of the Founding Subscription  for this, so that you weren't being penalized for having been so committal and generous at the beginning). 

Ask me any questions you want to about these shirts or what we have coming up on Another Jane Pratt Thing or about this special deal. Otherwise, go right ahead and be one of the first to take out an Annual Subscription or upgrade from Annual and we will give you a special code and then you can look forward to receiving your very very very special new shirt in the mail. No shipping or anything - we have that covered. Then… We can all wear them at the same time! I love you and thank you for just reading Another Jane Pratt Thing, and of course for anything else you ever do to support it.

Oh,  I forgot to say also that I will sign these 200 shirts, but I'll sign them in a subtle place back near the label, so you don't have to be embarrassed or burdened by wearing my signed merchandise if you don't want to.

PS When we didn't know if we were going to have the shirts in time to take photos for you, Ani mocked this AI beauty up below. Would this ever make you want to buy the shirt or subscribe to get one? Ha ha ha ha Which image sells it more?