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As a man who enjoys not smelling like a sweaty sock, deodorant is a must. I stick to Old Spice, for the most part, but find each of their scents to be ridiculously named. So I ranked them from "Makes me feel like a badass" to "I had to rip the label off because the name was shamefully dumb."

1. Bearglove

2. Volcano

3. Night Panther

4. Fiji

5. Canyon? (This one is just kinda confusing)

6. Swagger

7. Stronger Swagger (trying too hard is very un-swag)

8. Timber

9. Deep Sea

10. Pure Sport

11. Aqua Reef

12. Krakengard - SMDH

13. Smelling like a stack of bologna left in the sun on a hot Phoenix day

14. GentleMan's Himalayan Sea Salt. Get the fuck outta here

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Also, I am now intrigued enough to try Bearglove and Night Panther!

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I actually use Pure Sport sometimes when I am having a hot-flashes kinda day. Works like a charm 🎯

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Every Man Jack? Hahahahaha.

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I know, right?!?!

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This post makes me laugh so hard that I sputter in a way I never have before.

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Remember the term "metrosexual?" the don't use it anymore because it's the norm now.....

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Iggy I remember that very well--seems like it's making a comeback and I am here for it!

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