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Ani!!!

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Ani, I love the way your brain works! I also agree on several counts about trying to explain what us earthlings do and why we do it. Some stuff is just inexplicable.

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real question is how can you hate moist when the word "slake" exists

tender chunks in ointment sounds good though, like a high end human grade cat food

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Horse - how could you do this to me. That last sentence just made me lose the ability to feel human empathy. EW. Now I deff have to try that at home ketamine therapy we talked about!!

(But also, happy Halloween, horse!!)

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Slake! I agree!

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I was nodding along to every single one of these (love me a moist Betty Crocker cake mix)…until I got to tentacle porn. What is that?! Please hold while I pay a little research visit to pornhub

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