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I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: Get The Most Flattering Light From Any Old Lamp Without Burning Down Your House
Plus: My top-secret (till now!) Mason jar tea system. It's like an anti-bitterness magic trick.
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Ben Pratt
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It Happened to Me: Our First-Class Dream Seats Turned Into a Projectile-Vomiting Nightmare
My husband owes me, big time.
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Tara Smith
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The Best Movie Of 2024 Is A DEI Tearjerker
Feminista says Disney did the damn thing with this one!
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Michelle B. Taylor
Extra Safe Space #46: Fake Diamond
Extra Safe Space is a place for things you’ve never told anyone before.
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My Wife and I Sleep in Separate Beds
Statistics say that up to a third of married couples do this, but you rarely hear anybody talk about it.
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Charlie Connell
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Jane's Phone

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Jane’s Phone: Don’t Be Mad
After a lot of soul-searching (ho ho), I want to go with this version of a signature on the back of these famous one-time-only Sassy T-shirts we are…
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Jane Pratt
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Jane’s Phone: You Are Kindly Invited to a Gossip Session 11/22 at My House!
To start out with, this Polaroid is on my phone because it was just now sent to me by my old assistant at Sassy magazine, Elizabeth Larsen (here on the…
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Jane Pratt
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Jane's Phone: I Love Christina (And You, Unsubscriber)
I generally have to gird myself before opening this page in the system that shows the reasons people unsubscribe to AJPT.
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Jane Pratt
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Jane’s Phone: It’s My Birthday! Who Wants to Get a Matching Tattoo?
I’ve never gotten a tattoo in all my years.
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Jane Pratt
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Jane's Phone: Vanessa Is On A Mission
I've gotten some flack through the years about the lengths that I encourage writers to go to to experience things that they can share with you so that…
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Your Turn. What Happened to You, Sweetie?
We want to hear your stories, no matter how mundane, no matter how unhinged.
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I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: Your Beautiful Home Can Be So Cheap
I'm a cheapskate, but I splurge on certain things.
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Ben Pratt
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Get It While You Can, Women
It’s too late for me, but maybe not for you: hormone replacement therapy.
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Christina Kelly
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I’m Giving You a Present That I Really Wanted for Myself
It's a T-shirt and it's free to the first 200 of you who subscribe or upgrade. And it's an exclusive! And it's Sassy!!!!
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Jane Pratt
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Extra Safe Space #45: Bad Neighbors
Extra Safe Space is a place for things you’ve never told anyone before.
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House of Villains Dirt!
Feminista loves a hot mess, especially when mischief is involved.
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Michelle B. Taylor
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Right Now

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I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: Get The Most Flattering Light From Any Old Lamp Without Burning Down Your House
Plus: My top-secret (till now!) Mason jar tea system. It's like an anti-bitterness magic trick.
 • 
Ben Pratt
2
The Best Movie Of 2024 Is A DEI Tearjerker
Feminista says Disney did the damn thing with this one!
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Michelle B. Taylor
I'm Jane's Brother And I'm Here To Help: Your Beautiful Home Can Be So Cheap
I'm a cheapskate, but I splurge on certain things.
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Ben Pratt
9
House of Villains Dirt!
Feminista loves a hot mess, especially when mischief is involved.
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Michelle B. Taylor
2

Oh, Politics

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We don’t want to be alone tonight
Join the AJPT team for a live chat as the returns trickle in
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Getting off My Butt Helped Dull My Election Pessimism
Phone banking is the easiest way to get involved in the election — and you can still do it right now
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Charlie Connell
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A Poll of Two: The War On Women Will Be Won At The Ballot Box
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A Poll of Two: Bad Bunny Is Not Amused By Trump's Dumpster Fire NYC Rally
We know there are many political surveys and polls out there but this one, based on the whims of two people who shall remain nameless, is unfiltered…

Sex!

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Are You the Asshole: “Am I Bad If I Don’t Break Up With My Girlfriend?”
Joél Leon has some thoughts. (And you can all chime in.)
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Joél Leon
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Jane and I Worked With a Sex Criminal Who Terrorized 2 of Our Colleagues in the Creepiest Ways
Where is Peter Braunstein now? Does he still hate fashion editors?
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Esther Haynes
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If 9th-Century Monks Understood A Woman's Right To Choose, Why Don't We?
Family planning, including abortion, was totally accepted in the Middle Ages. What's so behind in our modern thinking?
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Kathleen Brady
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I Was Determined to Be a Sex Goddess and Tantric Butt Massage Was the First, Chaotic, Kinda Necessary Step
It was surprisingly healing, and I recommend it with proper vetting.
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Ani Ferlise
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Looks

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Fuck It, I'm Wearing It: Tops With Pithy Sayings
I believe in the adage, "Say it with your chest!"
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Vanessa K. De Luca
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Fat Guy Fashion: Gala Edition
Dressing up for a formal event can be a soul-crushing ordeal on one’s confidence
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Charlie Connell
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It Happened to Me: I Tried On Pants
“Those jeans run big.”
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Maria Amanda Irias
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Fuck It, I’m Wearing It: Vintage Lingerie No Matter The Weather Or Occasion
If you’re wondering what to wear next weekend, may I suggest a conical bra? And here's where to find your very own!
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Ani Ferlise
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Mysticism

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My Chatbot Helps Me Get Through My Writer's Block
Her AI-generated observations about the meaning of life inspire me.
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Jessie Asya Kanzer
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I'm A Self-Help Writer. We Are All Frauds
How am I supposed to help others if I don't even know where I fit in?
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Jessie Asya Kanzer
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A Psychic Approached My Girlfriend On The Street Yesterday and Told Her She’d Never Be Happy With Me
Only I can get on a spiritual high horse and unsolicitedly tell people their business!
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Ani Ferlise
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9 Low-Stakes Things I Would Have a Hard Time Explaining to Aliens
Somewhere out there, an alien is probably trying to understand why humans have a thing against the word “moist.”
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Ani Ferlise
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IHTM

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It Happened to Me: Our First-Class Dream Seats Turned Into a Projectile-Vomiting Nightmare
My husband owes me, big time.
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Tara Smith
7
Your Turn. What Happened to You, Sweetie?
We want to hear your stories, no matter how mundane, no matter how unhinged.
5
It Happened to Me: I Became a Terrible Person to Try to Please My Fake-Ass Friends
I did anything they asked me to do, even though they clearly hated me.
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Maria Amanda Irias
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It Happened to Me: My Parents Helped My Vagina Heal
I was 22 and had extreme surgery, because I felt like a knife was stabbing me. Which wasn’t the shocking part.
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Bonnie Gross
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