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I Tried a Shot To Heal From PTSD
And then I punched the nurse. A lot.
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Ani Ferlise
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Jane’s Phone: Early Front Runners in the AJPT Warming-My-Heart Commenters Sweepstakes!
And the winners so far go to the always straightforward and insightful horse, the no-holds-barred Iggy Donovan who is just full of his own true short…
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Jane
So-Called Cheeky Bathroom Signs Really Piss Me Off
Especially when they are not inclusive.
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Vanessa K. De Luca
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Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Fight Night The Million Dollar Heist
I have been waiting a longgggg time for a show that captivates me and represents one of my favorite film genres: Blaxploitation.
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Michelle B. Taylor
I Went Viral For Having A Trump Tattoo On My Forehead
The truth seems to matter very little when it’s coming from Donald Trump. The same can be said about this prank.
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Charlie Connell
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Jane's Phone

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Jane’s Phone: Early Front Runners in the AJPT Warming-My-Heart Commenters Sweepstakes!
And the winners so far go to the always straightforward and insightful horse, the no-holds-barred Iggy Donovan who is just full of his own true short…
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Jane
Jane’s Phone: We Are Who We Are
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Jane
Jane’s Phone: Walz! Walz! Walz!
There are times when it feels silly and even embarrassing to talk about anything besides THE THING that’s going on.
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Jane
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Jane’s Phone: Technological Skills Still Subpar
I was proud of myself that I (the least tech savvy of our little staff, but I'm learning more) had gotten us all these businessy email addresses before…
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Jane
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Jane's Phone: I Have A Job For You
My Angi's List ("NOW just Angi!") guy (he is a guy in this case) has not shown up four times that we have scheduled for him to come help me hang up my…
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Jane
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Fuck It, I'm Wearing It: Too Many Animal Prints
I'm not a cougar, I just dress like one.
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Vanessa K. De Luca
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Jane’s Phone: We Are Who We Are
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Jane
A Poll of Two: Walz vs. Vance Post-Mortem
Various and Sundry live-watched the VP debates last night--but didn’t always see eye to eye…
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Jane’s Phone: Walz! Walz! Walz!
There are times when it feels silly and even embarrassing to talk about anything besides THE THING that’s going on.
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Jane
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Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Will and Harper
Each week I’ll be bringing you the only TV and film recaps you need to read, so stick with me and we’ll get through the fall season as a family!
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Michelle B. Taylor
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A Poll of Two: Aid for NC and The VP Debate
There are many political surveys and polls out there, but this is one you will actually want to read: The analysis is absolutely unfiltered, and based…
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Vanessa K. De Luca
Fuck It, I'm Wearing It: Too Many Animal Prints
Jane
Jane’s Phone: Early Front Runners in the AJPT Warming-My-Heart Commenters Sweepstakes!
Ani Ferlise
I Tried a Shot To Heal From PTSD
Charlie Connell
I Went Viral For Having A Trump Tattoo On My Forehead

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Feminista Is Watching This So You Don't Have To: Fight Night The Million Dollar Heist
I have been waiting a longgggg time for a show that captivates me and represents one of my favorite film genres: Blaxploitation.
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Michelle B. Taylor
A Poll of Two: Walz vs. Vance Post-Mortem
Various and Sundry live-watched the VP debates last night--but didn’t always see eye to eye…
2
So-Called Cheeky Bathroom Signs Really Piss Me Off
Especially when they are not inclusive.
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Vanessa K. De Luca
5
Jane’s Phone: Walz! Walz! Walz!
There are times when it feels silly and even embarrassing to talk about anything besides THE THING that’s going on.
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Jane
9

Oh, Politics

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A Poll of Two: Walz vs. Vance Post-Mortem
Various and Sundry live-watched the VP debates last night--but didn’t always see eye to eye…
2
Jane’s Phone: Walz! Walz! Walz!
There are times when it feels silly and even embarrassing to talk about anything besides THE THING that’s going on.
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Jane
9
A Poll of Two: Aid for NC and The VP Debate
There are many political surveys and polls out there, but this is one you will actually want to read: The analysis is absolutely unfiltered, and based…
3
I Went Viral For Having A Trump Tattoo On My Forehead
The truth seems to matter very little when it’s coming from Donald Trump. The same can be said about this prank.
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Charlie Connell
4

Sex!

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So-Called Cheeky Bathroom Signs Really Piss Me Off
Especially when they are not inclusive.
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Vanessa K. De Luca
5
I Catfished My Straight Friends for Fun
You should try it, too. Ms. Holland Tunnel has just the tips.
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Holland Tunnel aka Sam Laubach
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I’m Bi and Would Never Share Locations With a Man
But with a girlfriend? Absolutely.
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Amy Shearn
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Random-Ass Menopause Symptom of the Month: Stress Hives
I thought I was way past menopause, but my body said, "Wait, hold my beer." Can anybody explain why I'm experiencing these bizarre, unfamiliar symptoms?
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Vanessa K. De Luca
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Looks

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Fuck It, I'm Wearing It: Too Many Animal Prints
I'm not a cougar, I just dress like one.
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Vanessa K. De Luca
How To Hang On To The Same Outfit Well Beyond Its Expiration Date
You can pry the skate shoes off my cold dead feet
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Charlie Connell
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Imagining the Totally Awesome Smells of Our 80s and 90s Icons
Celebrating the misfits and weirdos I wanted to be and guessing what they'd smell like
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Christina Loff
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Fat Guy Fashion 101
Most of our size inclusivity discussions are focused on women, but it's not great out there for the plus-sized men either.
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Charlie Connell
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IHTM

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I Shit My Pants At Work
The only thing worse than shitting in a stall designed for an 8-year-old is not making it there in time
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Charlie Connell
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It Happened to Me: My Dad Joined a Cult and He Got a Lot Nicer
Cults are bad.
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It Happened To Me: I Knew the Truth About That Baseball Scandal and No One in New York City Believed Me
I knew my idol wasn’t cheating, but when I said so it felt like the entire city was against me
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It Happened To Me: Jane Pratt Saved My Life
On a random weekday afternoon in 2016, I walked into an unglamorous exercise studio in a nondescript patch of Manhattan, in the dumpy-in-patches East…
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CAT MARNELL
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