Jane's Phone

Jane’s Phone: Don’t Be Mad

After a lot of soul-searching (ho ho), I want to go with this version of a signature on the back of these famous one-time-only Sassy T-shirts we are…

Nov 21 •

Jane’s Phone: You Are Kindly Invited to a Gossip Session 11/22 at My House!

To start out with, this Polaroid is on my phone because it was just now sent to me by my old assistant at Sassy magazine, Elizabeth Larsen (here on the…

Nov 18 •

Jane's Phone: I Love Christina (And You, Unsubscriber)

I generally have to gird myself before opening this page in the system that shows the reasons people unsubscribe to AJPT.

Nov 15 •

Jane’s Phone: It’s My Birthday! Who Wants to Get a Matching Tattoo?

I’ve never gotten a tattoo in all my years.

Nov 11 •

Jane's Phone: Vanessa Is On A Mission

I've gotten some flack through the years about the lengths that I encourage writers to go to to experience things that they can share with you so that…

Nov 7 •

Jane’s Phone: Thank You & What’s Next for Us?

What got me through last night — and I mean the whole entire overnight, even continuing up until right now — was being on a live chat with all of you…

Nov 6 •

Jane’s Phone: AJPT’s Michael Stipe Leaves an Important Message

Nov 5 •

Jane’s Phone: Happy Halloween from Your favorite AJPT Contributor, Michael Stipe/Super Mario. Enjoy yours!

And tell me in the comments what or who you are dressed as if you want.

Nov 1 •

Jane’s Phone: Click Here for an Invitation to Some Exclusive Celebrity Gossip — Intertwined With a Story About Mold

Did anyone else grow up thinking mold was good for you?

Oct 29 •

Jane’s Phone: Have You Ever Spit on Someone’s Pillowcase?

Or put nail polish on their favorite bag?

Oct 25 •

Jane's Phone: This Is Precisely The Way To Pitch To Us

Lovely Diego, whose photo essay is running here now, wrote this amazing (and highly accurate!) paragraph in his cover letter asking to contribute to…

Oct 23 •

Jane's Phone: The World Loves Molly Shannon

Oct 19 •

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