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It Happened To Me: My Aunt Attempted to Baptize Me in Her Swimming Pool (A Jane Magazine Rejection)
My cousin almost killed me and my aunt tried to get me to accept Jesus during a visit to my dying grandma. Jane politely rejected this essay nearly 25…
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It Happened To Me: My Husband Said He Was 'Going Away For A Weekend Alone' — But I Was Secretly Reading Every Exchange Between Him And The…
Finding the journal detailing his affair was only Part One of my nightmare. As he continued to document every lie and misdeed, I resorted to desperate…
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It Happened To Me: I Painted My Dad's Kitchen High On Acid
What's the worst that could happen when you give a teenager a powerful hallucinogenic drug, a ladder, and a bunch of paint?
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It Happened To Me: I Was A Glamorous Fashion Magazine Editor-In-Chief — And Nobody Knew I Was Homeless
In between fancy dinners, hotel parties, and snorting cocaine with $100 bills, I slept in Central Park and washed in public bathrooms. I kept my double…
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It Happened To Me: I Was An Emotionally Absent Mom Until My 10-Year-Old Got Hospitalized For Punching Through A Glass Door
A suicide threat, an ER visit, and inpatient therapy for our young daughter changed our family forever.
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It Happened to Me: I Burst Into Tears During A Threesome
In one night, in a bedroom, I lost him, then her, and then an all-expenses-paid trip to Miami.
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No, I Did Not Tell A Reporter I Had Sex With Drew Barrymore
Though I fully acknowledge being the one to bring it up (yet again!!! Jesus, Jane!) here. I also have no spouse. Hey Wikipedia, let's clear a bunch of…
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It Happened To Me: I Got Really Wasted at My Husband’s Ex-Wife’s House and Said Horribly Embarrassing Things
It could have been the third too-strong margarita, but nothing can excuse me marveling to the ex, "Isn't it weird we've had sex with the same person…
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It Happened To Me: I Became A Model (After Just 5 Decades Trying)
My first ever modeling job is in a major magazine out on newsstands right now. Will that correct all the problems in my life that I thought it would?
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It Happened To Me: I Read My Husband's Journal And My Whole World Changed
Looking for the lease agreement for my husband's new car, the "paperwork" I found ended my marriage. PLUS: Your invitation from Jane
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It Happened To Me: Bruce Springsteen Hand-Wrote Me A Card
My life as a music journalist has gotten me backstage with Billie Eilish, tea with Neil Young, and an apology from Slash.
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The Big It Happened To Me Finale: The FBI Contacted Me After My Boyfriend's Exes Doxxed Me Here And In Other Publications
The exes' threats against me escalated. Then I got the call that a report was filed against Ricky under MY name, using my birthdate and phone number…
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